Junk Artist Blog

Well had some talks this morning with my art buds about my paintings are they crap or ok see what ya think. I like to paint as I find it very relaxing and I can escape into the work and nothing else really matters at that time. I have never sold one in 3 years hey maybe that's my answer ha ha.

Been putting together a collage series titled the 7 deadly sins here is the first one completed titled Greed.

Got a call from the Defence department a few months ago they ask me to work on a secret project which would help defend our country, I said sure I would be honoured to assist, it was to do with the Navy and testing of the new submarines. So they sent over a prototype for me to do some tests, here is the test site I can't tell you what iam testing as it is Top Secret but Iam allowed to show you the test rig.

Here it is.

The Godfather was great it inspired me to go outside in the dark and weld me up a junk sculpture, I worked through the night. Will take a photo and show you my new piece.

Thought that after my bath I would watch one of my favorite movies the Godfather.

Well it's been a tough day today so thought I might treat myself to some shock treatment to get my heart pumping. So here iam in Room 13 in my Crypt art house. The secret is not to put tooo much water in the bath as to much will explode my heart when i add current and I don't want that to happen, I lost a guy the other day he filled the bath to the brim then turned the current on and he fucken exploded which pissed me off because I had to clean all the shit up of the walls and re-paint, plus the smell was disgusting.

I decieded to burn the new junk sculpture I did today when I got back from the scrap yard. He (Bruce) was telling me what to do so I said fuck you die asshole. I hate it when the creations I make start telling me what to do and how they want to be built, piss off Iam the creator.

I was out early this morning collecting junk for some new inspirations at the scrap yard and got caught up in the green machine luckily the machine operator seen me get sucked in and stopped just before it crushed my head whew that was close.

I managed to escape tonight and ride off on my junk horse waiting for me up on the hill.

My mate Little Johnny just got back from his trip in the time machine he went back to 19oo's said he visited Hurricane Carter while he was in prison. Got to go and find out all about it bye for now.

Brian got the shits on with his wife for nagging him to mow the lawn while the footy was on, so he mowed all her flowers down now he has to sleep in the tool shed until she fogives him ....

Iam working on a partner for her as she told me she is very sad and lonely.